The Morrison Chronicle
"Committed to Reporting MORE than just the Truth!"
May, 2001 Vol. IV no.6
The online Morrison Chronicle
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A Parting of Ways
This story is dedicated to the memory of Emil Koller, who, had he lived only 7 more months would have been 103 years old on May 7th.  Hardly a day goes by that I don't think of him.  I hope he has found plenty of shade to rest in and has many heavenly companions to share his stories with.  This was the last story that Emil told me, just a few days before he collapsed on his porch from a heart attack,  His memory was still very sharp right up to the end for when he was telling this story it was as if it had happened just last week in the town of Morrison.
  Emil told me that there were these three brothers living in Morrison by the name of George, Lewis and Frank Sklenar.  They each had their own house with their parents living on a farm just east of Morrison across the Long Branch Creek.  The parents had raised cotton out there on that bottom land and Emil said that they did quite well if their crops didn't flood. 
   This event occur long before the flood control dams slowed down the frequency and severity of the flooding of the Black Bear and Long Branch Creek.  Nowadays you don't hear, "the Bear's out" or "Long Branch is out" as often as you used to.  Back then the creeks overflowed their banks often and would cover the roads for days, sometimes weeks, at a time. 
  Such a flood had occur in early August, 1911.  The three Sklenar brothers thought they would take a walk down to the Long Branch Creek bridge and check on the water level.  The water level had receded enough that the road was clear to their parents house across the creek.  So there the 3 brothers talked, watching the water and spending the late part of the afternoon.  As sundown was nearing they decided to part.  They each had good walk to go to get back to their separate homes. Emil said that the youngest brother Frank was single and "thought quite a bit of himself."  It was assumed that Frank was going to cross the bridge and spend the night with his parents.  Because he was single it was something he did from time to time to "keep the folks company."  It was assumed that was where he was going but they can't be for sure because when they parted, they never looked back.  It was getting dark and they were walking in different directions soon to be out of sight even if they had looked back, but they didn't.  When the younger brother Frank didn't show up in town the next day there was no concern.  After all, at the bridge he was already more than half way to his parent's farm and that's probably where he spent the night they reasoned. 
   But their reasoning was wrong.  A few days later the water had gone down enough in the creek to reveal the body of Frank.  Alone and in the dark muddy waters of the Long Branch Creek, Frank Sklenar, age 36, drowned as his two brothers were walking away and not looking back.  I asked Emil where is the rest of the family now.  He replied, "All underground." 
   Emil told me that Frank was buried in the southeast corner of the Morrison cemetery.  I didn't find Frank Sklenar's grave until after Emil himself was underground less than a week after he told me this story.   One evening I decided to visit Emil's grave and to also look for Frank Sklenar's grave again.  I found the grave in southeast corner of the cemetery with a tree next to the tall tombstone.  I look around for his brothers.  I didn't find them.  I look for his parents or for any grave with that same last name.  I found none. I wondered if after Frank's death the family had all moved away and are now buried somewhere else.  I wished that I could ask Emil. He would have known.  I wanted to continue my search but it was starting to get dark and I had to part.  (see related story, next column)----------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Waiting on One Another 
The previous story reminds me of a little habit that Morrison teenagers had some years ago.  It happened when a group of us would hang out at the school parking lot late at night, maybe after a ball game or perhaps a Saturday night after we had dropped off our dates.  We would sit around in our cars or, usually on top of them or lending on them talking, bragging, carrying on like a bunch of teenagers that we were.  Now when these meeting started it was already late, sometimes after midnight or later. Finally, when there were only a couple of cars left, they would decide that the morning sun or sleep was soon to overtake them and it was time to go.  So as one car started, he wouldn't leave until the other car started.  Really, it was just an act of simple courtesy that most people probably don't think is necessary anymore with better running cars then we had back then.  I mean some of our cars were junkers and we were pretty hard on them. Still even a new car can have a dead battery after playing the 8-track tape deck all night in the school parking lot.  No one wanted to be that last person to leave only to find out that their car wouldn't start..  So when there was that final parting of the ways the last few would at least look back, just to make sure everyone got going safely, so as not to be left alone in a dark empty space.

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CATHIE BENES HITS THE BIG 50
SURPRISE!
  Cathie Benes, wife of Kelley Benes was surprised when friends and family gathered at the Mule Deer Lodge in Perry to throw her a birthday party.  (Note: Some people call the place the Elk's lodge) Entertainment was provided by the Benes Brothers Trio until the Kareaokee people asked them to take a break from what they were calling singing and dancing.  Kaitleen Helm would do most of the dancing that evening and that's not bad considering she is only about 3 years old.
  Dozens of people were there and refreshments and cake was served under the nose of the Mule deer that the editor beamed his head on trying to retrieve his 4th helpings.

DENNIS MITTASCH'S POTATO CHIP FACTORY PLAN FAILS

   Dennis Mittasch thought he  had a great plan to make a fortune.  He accidentally developed a recipe for potato chips and was looking for investors for a potato chip factory.  The idea came to him on Palm Sunday this year when he was supposed to be watching the potato casserole for the after church dinner at the Morrison Christian Church.  His wife Glenda should have known better than to leave Dennis, a man known to have burnt water while trying to boil it, in charge of a simple cooking task.  The color of the casserole went from a golden brown to an ebony black before being removed from the oven.  Only the sanctity of the occasion saved Dennis from a worse "chewing out" than what he got.  In his defense Dennis pointed out that the casserole was being eaten in large quantities at the dinner. However, Glenda was not impressed.  "The only person that will eat your casserole is Clarance Benes and everyone knows that he will eat anything."  Apparently this consumer testing of Dennis's potato casserole/pototo chips didn't impress potential investors either.  Dennis was left with no choice but to give his special recipe to JOE SINDELAR.