Wayman CONFUSED!
Pat Wayman, counselor at Morrison Schools,
may be suffering from "Rewriting History Syndrome" according to Dr. George
Moses of Oklahoma State University. She seems to recall events that
never happened. "This could be due to the many troubled tales she
hears from faculty and teachers that has confused her"
Perhaps, but most people that know her think it is due
to her age.
ART RUPP MAY RETIRE!
It has not been confirmed, and
the Morrison Chronicle does not like to publish anything that is not more
than true, but there is a rumor that Art Rupp of Bill's Corner Trading
Post may retire soon. Although few would notice the difference, the
rumor has it that exorbitant profits from dog house sales has prompted
him to consider the retirement option. Art works along side the Frank family
Affordable Manufactured Homes also located at Bill's Corner (Hwy. 177 and
Hwy. 64 intersection). Jessie finds them, Reyn moves them, Gary sells them
after Jessie fixes them. |
DYNAMO DUO RETURNS!
Dennis Casey, the legendary 8-man football
coach, who according to many including himself, is the greatest football
coach that ever lived, has returned to Morrison to be its School Superintendent!
Casey holds the national record of winning the most 8-man
football games in a row.
He is bound to do a great job as Superintendent, lets
hope he knows more about administration than he does politics.
The other part of the duo is none other than the
quite famous Dr. Clarance Benes, author, actor, professor and mobile home
park manager. In one of the smartest move ever made by the Morrison
Schools, Dr. Benes, a Morrison Native Son, will be doing Instructional
technology consulting, paid for from the technology grant. His task
will be to teach teachers, like Randy Shiever, how to turn a computer on
and off properly. Even more difficult tasks include JOE SINDELAR not to
shake the computer monitor violently when he wants to erase what
is on the screen. |
CARTMELL BRINGS "WHITE-OUT"
TO COMPUTER SESSION
Embarrassing everyone except himself, David Cartmell
brought "white-out" to computer workshop Wednesday, August 18th.
"I thought we were going to do some word processing" he said.
SUSAN TAYLOR HITS BIG 50!
It was once said that if you don't die young you will
live to be old and it has happened to another Morrisonite. The announcement
came during preservice activities and afterwards there was pizza and cake.
A lovely poem was read over the intercom and perhaps a copy of that would
be available to MC readers. |
