The Morrison Chronicle
"Committed to Reporting MORE than just the Truth!" 
Sept, 2000 Vol. III no.3 SPECIAL FALL ISSUE
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Teachers break out in Song and Dance During Workshop
 It was a hot Friday afternoon and Mr. Dennis Casey was giving a workshop of "Learning Styles" when a few teachers decided to demonstrate their kinesthetic abilities.  Below is a teacher singing, "STOP! in the name of Love.. 


Here she is desperately trying to recall something and if you ask her what it was she will not be able to remember.

Be sure to visit Dr. Benes's Murder Mystery home page.

 SINDELAR INSTALLS GOAL POST 
  Well the picture will say it all.  JOE SINDELAR was in charge of replacing a goal post down at the Morrison High School football field.  The results:

He claims that there was an 80mph wind that caused the distortion.  However, there were no tornadoes reported in the Morrison area that evening. It was just the normal 20mph Oklahoma evening breeze.
It's RAINING!!!
  The Chronicler was reminded of a story about his twin brother that dates back over 3 decades ago.  It was a hot dry summer night and we decided we would sleep outside. Our home wasn't air-conditioned back then, and besides, sleeping under the Milky Way is quite a treat. If you haven't gaze upwards on a clear summer evening in awhile, you ought to, just to see what you've been missing.  So we would roll the roll-away outside, grab a couple of sheets and pillows and look at the stars until falling asleep. I was first to awaken in the morning and thought of a way to get Charles to take in all of the bed lining and pillows without my help.  The sky had become cloudy and it did look as if it could rain any minute.  (continues on 2nd page)
"3D Danny" comes to Morrison!
   The famous KOMA radio host, Danny Williams, formerly "3D Danny" a few decades ago, made a trip to Morrison with his bird dog. Unfortunately, the dog escape when Danny stop to allow for a rest stop. Williams was on the Benes farm looking for his dog when he ran into Charles Benes who was out in his field. Danny told Charles of the missing dog and offered a $200 reward for the return of his dog. Since Charles hasn't made $200 in his farming operation for a number of years, he shut down his farming and went to full time dog hunting. He stopped in and told his mother Alice Benes and continue the search. A few minutes later Clarance Benes arrives at the farm and is told the story by his mother. About this time Charles returns to the house. Since Charles did not know that Clarance knew the story, Clarance decides to meet Charles outside when he first pulls up and tell him a "story." It went like this. "Charles, are you missing any dogs? I just saw one down the road a bit." (I pointed to the area where Danny Williams had lost his dog.) "YES!" he says with big $ signs in his eyes. Before he could say more I continued. "Well, I ran over the darn thing, it darted out in front of me..." You could see the disappointed in Charles eyes, when he said, "Do you know whose dog that was?"  I couldn't torture him any longer so I said, "Yes, I know the whole story! I was just kidding you! Got you again! See "Raining" on 2nd column)